‘Violets are Blue, Roses are Red

My favourite film
Is the sequel to Ted’

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I don’t think it is

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Ted 2?

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This is for the benefit of a diser who has encountered this genuine, terrifying opinion on a date (I thought more people were aware of this)

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Violets are blue
Roses like excrement
The only perfect film
Is called The Fifth Element (*)

(*) An opinion of an acquaintance of mine at uni

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Violets are blue,
Roses are not,
Please find enclosed,
My hotel room key, @discobot

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Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

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You filthy bastard

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
My favourite film
Is Ted 2

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Violets are blue
Roses are red
I’m now muting
This fucking thread

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One from I made earlier

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can’t believe you wouldnt eat my beetroot stew

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I choo-choo-choose

To say my fave film is Ted 2

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Violets are violet
Roses are different colours

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Roses are red
The log fires aglow
I’d rather spend valentine’s
With superhunk @xylo

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Roses are red,
Violets are random,
READ THE STANDING ORDERS
READ THEM AND UNDERSTAND THEM

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Hey there! I am using WhatsApp.

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Shit cunt fuck wank
Bollocks arse hell poo

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Roses are red
Violets are dark
My favourite thing about Ted 2
Is my love, Marky Mark

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Violets are blue
Roses are red
Xylos threads are best off unread

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Violets are blue
Roses are red
My Valentine’s DiSer
Is @PaintyCanNed

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