Water filter machine thing, is it? Okay, not super useful, but I guess a lot of people use Britta filters and stuff. Boils water too? Okay, I mean a kettle does the job, but whatever. How much? YOU HAVE TO SUBSCRIBE TO IT?
Hard to put a lot of stock in that “90% of our customers now drink more water” claim. It’s probably true, simply because if some huckster conned me out of £20 a month for water you’d better fucking believe I’d be drinking it by the bucket.
Our WaterBars are packed with smart features like energy saving sleep and wake-up modes, auto fill levels for your favourite cups and glasses and a boiling child lock.
Don’t get me started. We have one, it was not my decision (as is the case with 99% of decisions made in this household) to get one. I too see it as a massive waste of money, she seems convinced that it is more energy efficient than a kettle. It is a battle I cannot be bothered to put any more effort into and she’s paying for it out of her own money.