Volcanoes

Big angry mountains

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Remember that Pixar short about two volcanoes who fall in love?

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Cars?

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No!

As in no, and then I googled it and found this.

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I’ll give you an interesting volcano fact. I was the first person in the UK to write an algorithm for detecting volcanic eruptions using weather satellite imagery.

It didn’t work though.

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If you wanna be my lava, you gotta get with my friends

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love this. use it loads in school

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That’s the one.

I was feeling quite delicate that day and it made me cry.

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And now everybody’s doing it!

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Do you think Al Gore has a Spotify playlist called ‘Al Gore Rhythms’

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Well I’m assuming at least one person did it. The person who had to redo my work.

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Oh you’ve got to hope so.

How do you know someone else hadn’t written one that didn’t work and just didn’t make a big song and dance about it on a message board?

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Because I worked for the only organisation that was responsible for detecting them, and the only organisation that had access to the images.

I cry at films all the time, especially on planes or hungover.

On my flight back from Japan it was like

“Chicken or beef?”
<in weird half sobbing voice, nose streaming> “Beef please”

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So really you were the first person in the UK to write an algorithm for not detecting volcanic eruptions using weather satellite imagery?

Were you watching Chicken Run?

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Really like volcanoes. Not going to say anything more on the matter for now, though.

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No loads of people would have written one of those. Mine was definitely the first one for detecting them, the fact that it didn’t was a minor detail. (I forgot about wind by the way).

Why yes, because it’s one of their worst shorts.

Sorry not sorry