#7

Reckon we should be giving all R Kelly stuff a wide berth tbh

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#8

yeah, it’s objectively top 3 but he needs to be consigned to the bin

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#9

Well spotted! Shaggy shall be ignored. (As he pretty much has been since then!)

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#13

FAIL
You need to correct
THE DIVINYLS - I TOUCH MYSELF
CATHY DENNIS - TOUCH ME (ALL NIGHT LONG)

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#14

Great corrections and updates, guys! Eric, would you be kind enough to do the honours?!

#15

fraid that goes beyond my powers!

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#16

God what is even the point in that premium subscription?

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#17

Mousse T (featuring Hot ‘n’ Juicy) - Horny

#18

Like it already says in the poll.

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#19

Can’t believe you missed this from Consolidated ft. The Yeastie Girlz

#20

I used to work at the Natural History Museum. For a while there was an temporary exhibition about animal mating rituals. Lots of taxidermy animals arranged mounting each other (which you had to check for beetle infestations when opening up in the morning) and videos of giant tortoises humping and the like.

They had pretty much all of these songs playing on a loop. Except they were too cheap to pay the licensing fees, so it was 20 second clips of each song on a loop all day.

They never scheduled anyone to mind that room for more than one day in a row.

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#21

need to start a petition to get a contemporary R&B singer to cover bump & grind and the ignition remix so we can bin r kelly for all eternity

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#22

There’s at least 3 other threads we could weave that sentiment into right now, but let’s not, anyone, and take it as read eh?

#24

Its obvs Another Level

#25

Wot, no Ginuwine??

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#27

Good work! was just about to post this one!

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#28

how is Pony not here?

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#29

Eh?

#30

That’s hilarious, Em! :laughing:Thanks for sharing! How did the visitors react to the exhibit and tunes? I’ve got visions of old folk tutting whilst giggling teens bellowed along to “You and me baby, we ain’t nothing but mammals…” :joy::notes:

#31

It was massively unpopular and had practically no visitors!

There was also a section at the back with biros and heart shaped papers that could be pinned up on a washing line along the wall. The idea was for people to write fake lonely hearts ads or comments about the exhibition.

One of the jobs on the list each day was to remove any phone numbers or any messages that were too dirty.

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