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#124

Oh aye I’ll just take a look in my dead rodents drawer shall I

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#125

Probably better to keep them in a freezer but it’s your life

#126

I’m not made of freezer space, kermit

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#127

Obviously I didn’t get up and do my exercise this morning and I’ve decided I really can’t be arsed to do it after work either.

  • That’s okay, go for a walk this afternoon instead :walking_woman:
  • Going for a walk is an excellent idea, you should reward yourself by going to the chippie too! :fries:

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#128

Turns out you were all wrong

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#129

is the issue that you used one, or didn’t use one?

#130

I used one, and the (German) examiner thinks it changes the meaning of the sentence. It doesn’t.

#131

ah sorry, gotta be against them on principle so you lose this one tbh

#132

I’m decorating and it’s reaaaallly boring.

#133

Fair enough.

Right, I’m away to send some emails, wash my hands and help my uncle Jack off a horse.

#134

Have you considered animal print?

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#135

you’re a good nephew!

#136

DO THE WORK FFS

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#138

I mean always. Going for polished pebble.

Satin leopard sheets though obvs.

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#139

I have spent the last 45 minutes thinking about soldiers cuddling their parachutes and it’s humanised them more than any time since I watched band of brothers

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#140

FAO EVERYONE
Greengages are in season atm :blush:

:melon::melon::melon::melon::melon::melon::melon::melon::melon:

  • Thanks, kind and helpful gnome, I might treat myself to some delicious greengages
  • I don’t like greengages, this post is useless to me.

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#141

Just passed my Cissp exam. (info sec penoidery) I know that doesn’t mean anything probably but it’s a big weight off ans I don’t have anyone else to tell.

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#142

What the fuck is a greengage

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