Art forger?
Mr Weebol is an undertaker
He’s not an Art Forger
Nor an undertaker.
Weebol is an anagram of Bowlee, suspiciously close to Bowlie.
I put it to the team that this is in fact a pseudonym for Barry Hogan and hiding in his field are the missing millions from ATP and Wilwall accounts.
Mr Weebol Mr E Elbow Mystery Elbow
He’s hidden Guy Garvey in his field
Not Guy Garvey.
A different body?
Yes, zeal, an entirely different cadaver!
And Weebol was complicit in this aterna-death?
Fuck yes!
I’m orf to lunch.
Ah, that explains why he was proposing to bury my mate Little Louie in a different place!
Come to think of it, didn’t a Mrs Weebol disappear without trace many years ago? I knew the name rang a bell!
Mrs Weebol did indeed disappear a few months back. Mr Weebol said she just upped and left him.
Sounds plausible. Let’s release the poor old fella.
Best get a search team onto that field chief. Got a horrible feeling we might find something gruesome.
Keep up Boothy
Sorry Junior Officer Detective Zeal. Instincts aren’t at my sharpest after all this downtime.
Well done team.
