He’s not an Art Forger
Nor an undertaker.
Weebol is an anagram of Bowlee, suspiciously close to Bowlie.
I put it to the team that this is in fact a pseudonym for Barry Hogan and hiding in his field are the missing millions from ATP and Wilwall accounts.
Mr Weebol Mr E Elbow Mystery Elbow
He’s hidden Guy Garvey in his field
Not Guy Garvey.
A different body?
Yes, zeal, an entirely different cadaver!
And Weebol was complicit in this aterna-death?
Fuck yes!
I’m orf to lunch.
Ah, that explains why he was proposing to bury my mate Little Louie in a different place!
Come to think of it, didn’t a Mrs Weebol disappear without trace many years ago? I knew the name rang a bell!
Mrs Weebol did indeed disappear a few months back. Mr Weebol said she just upped and left him.
Sounds plausible. Let’s release the poor old fella.
Best get a search team onto that field chief. Got a horrible feeling we might find something gruesome.
Keep up Boothy
Sorry Junior Officer Detective Zeal. Instincts aren’t at my sharpest after all this downtime.
Well done team.
No worries - it’s been a tough time on all of us. Donut to celebrate the victory?
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…I’ve got the best goddamned team of detectives any inspector could hope for. Sniff.
