Mr Weebol
Mr E Elbow
Mystery Elbow

He’s hidden Guy Garvey in his field

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Not Guy Garvey.

A different body?

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Yes, zeal, an entirely different cadaver!

And Weebol was complicit in this aterna-death?

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Fuck yes!

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I’m orf to lunch.

Ah, that explains why he was proposing to bury my mate Little Louie in a different place!

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Come to think of it, didn’t a Mrs Weebol disappear without trace many years ago? I knew the name rang a bell!

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Mrs Weebol did indeed disappear a few months back. Mr Weebol said she just upped and left him.

Sounds plausible. Let’s release the poor old fella.

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Best get a search team onto that field chief. Got a horrible feeling we might find something gruesome.

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Keep up Boothy :wink:

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Sorry Junior Officer Detective Zeal. Instincts aren’t at my sharpest after all this downtime.

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Well done team.

No worries - it’s been a tough time on all of us. Donut to celebrate the victory?

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…I’ve got the best goddamned team of detectives any inspector could hope for. Sniff.

Uh… have you been to China recently chief?

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Two months feels like years in this damn job sometimes.

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Curry would be the more popular choice.