"Wait a minute, this isn't Albatross!"

Yngt’hwa hagni thyw i ondx xi’on!

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how did he see the bourbon glass?

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He didn’t. He discovered it.

I thought that was the ancient mesopotamians?

pat’s a fucking liar

For whom was Mike writing the suicide note if his brother was blind?

Other people in the world?

You take that back!

I think it’s fair to say that old Mike was a bit reckless and didn’t really care what happened to his brother.

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Extraordinarily far-fetched.

I do wonder if someone boiled down the average Agatha Christie to one of these cards, would it seem any less far fetched?

You’ve been following this thread, right?

#NEXT!

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Shouldn’t we wait till next week?

Oh actually I’m interviewing most of Monday and Tuesday.

Nah just sling it up on 'ere

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are you applying to be a detective

Of course!

No. I’m on the panel.

LSolved it! His Amazon delivery was due on Monday but Yodel couldn’t find his house because he lives on a road with names not numbers so in a fit of rage he took the shotgun from his nearest milk farm and decided to hold hostage any driver from his local depot until he found the one that was unable and/or unwilling to find his house. Also his next door neighbour was pregnant BUT allergic to peanuts, and had blue slippers on. Obviously.

Ok

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suicide cult