"Wait a minute, this isn't Albatross!" (Awful riddles thread)


#2101

Try it out and let us know


#2102

are you on the suffocation marketing board? SUFFOCATION - A RELAXING WAY TO DIE ™


#2103

You could do it instead. Let’s play chess to decide which of us should try.


#2104

Never played chess, so looks like you get to shoot yourself. Lucky boy!


#2105

I’m just going to sit here and wait for the oxygen supply to run out first. Then I’ll shoot myself second.

CHECKMATE


#2106

So who won the thread?

Anyone willing to scroll through 2,100 comments to find out who holds the title of DiS supersleuth?


#2107

There are no winners here.

Just loads of losers


#2108

I now have the solution to the Gas card so whenever you’re ready. Ask away.

I’ve got a selection of others thanks to Jen now, too. You lucky lucky bastards.


#2109

I think I want to marry Jen. And I would like you to be my best man, saps.


#2110

She’s a great woman.


#2111

Can I see the tox report and the autopsy please?


#2112

Did he take to wearing a gas mask, but the manufacturer of the gas mask was actually…A KILLER!?


#2113

Fucking hell. You’re on to it!

Keep going.


#2114

Nice try, Quincy.


#2115

I’m glad I’m turning you on so much.


#2116

Not a gas mask, but a sort of panic room? Built by a murderous cowboy?


#2117

No panic room. No murderous cowboy.

But I’m now even more aroused.


#2118

good job you weren’t involved in that chess scenario saps!
painful death for you then
safetywink


#2119

I’d have just opened the door, got it over with. :wink:


#2120

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I now have the solution to the Gas card so whenever you’re ready. Ask away.

I’ve got a selection of others thanks to Jen now, too. You lucky lucky bastards.

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