"Wait a minute, this isn't Albatross!" (Awful riddles thread)


#2141

scuba instructor


#2142

Dentist?


#2143

How little you’ve lived.

Who always wants to kill you?


#2144

Ridiculous.

:slight_smile:


#2145

No one wants to kill me. I’m lovely.


#2146

The butler?


#2147

Of course not.

Much more obvious.


#2148

His wife?


#2149

Corbyn?


#2150

YES!

So how did she engineer his death?

Bear in mind, it’s ridiculous.


#2151

BAN!


#2152

she filled his gas mask with poisonous gas


#2153

She swapped the gas for the carbon monoxide fire extinguisher and then used dry ice outside the window to scare him into using his gas mask?


#2154

Something like that yes, or the cylinder he was carrying.


#2155

No.


#2156

Actually it’s carbon dioxide isn’t it? ANYWAY THE POINT IS IT WOULD KILL HIM.


#2157

Hurry up and work out where he found himself when he decided he needed to use his breathing apparatus.

Surrounded by panes.

Bear in mind I haven’t got all fucking day.


#2158

(I have.)


#2159

It provides a motive.

In this set of cases people will kill their partners/friends/family members at the drop of a hat as long as there’s a few quid involved.


#2160

The shower?