"Wait a minute, this isn't Albatross!" (Awful riddles thread)


I beg your pardon?


Mike’s back was to Pat. The note was in Mike’s hand, so Pat didn’t see he was holding anything until he’d already clocked him.



Not convoluted at all.


A cautionary tale.


bye-bye pat!


Investigators must discover…


Not sure the blindness or any convoluted bollocks is necessary. Approach a chair from behind and you might not see the table in front of it anyway.



That’s right, Investigator Aggpass.


In the RPG Call of Cthulhu the players are termed ‘Investigators’.


Sure you might kill an already dead sibling but you might read his suicide note before drinking his poisoned drink first if you can see it.


ah yeah fair point! failed my MI5 entrance exam here havent i :frowning:


Too right they are.

Does that make me the Keeper?

(I’ve no idea what you’re talking about, nerd).


Yngt’hwa hagni thyw i ondx xi’on!


how did he see the bourbon glass?


He didn’t. He discovered it.


I thought that was the ancient mesopotamians?


pat’s a fucking liar


For whom was Mike writing the suicide note if his brother was blind?


Other people in the world?