"Wait a minute, this isn't Albatross!" (Awful riddles thread)


#2281

You take that back!


#2282

I think it's fair to say that old Mike was a bit reckless and didn't really care what happened to his brother.


#2283

Extraordinarily far-fetched.


#2284

I do wonder if someone boiled down the average Agatha Christie to one of these cards, would it seem any less far fetched?


#2285

You've been following this thread, right?


#2286

NEXT!


#2287

Shouldn't we wait till next week?

Oh actually I'm interviewing most of Monday and Tuesday.


#2288

Nah just sling it up on 'ere


#2289

are you applying to be a detective


#2290

Of course!

No. I'm on the panel.


#2291

LSolved it! His Amazon delivery was due on Monday but Yodel couldn't find his house because he lives on a road with names not numbers so in a fit of rage he took the shotgun from his nearest milk farm and decided to hold hostage any driver from his local depot until he found the one that was unable and/or unwilling to find his house. Also his next door neighbour was pregnant BUT allergic to peanuts, and had blue slippers on. Obviously.


#2292

Ok


#2293

suicide cult


#2294

4/20 was yesterday man, blaze it


#2295

They were killed by lethal dentistry. All the clocks were set to 2.30


#2296

Incredible


#2297

No sir.


#2298

Three death row inmates taken to a weapons testing zone in one of those fake towns a la Indiana Jones & Crystal Skull. Clocks stop at nuclear blast, but all three have pardons on the same day so technically innocent.


#2299

It's the calling card of a deranged serial killer who calls himself THE STOPPED CLOCK - because he's right twice a day.


#2300

Does the fact there are stopped clocks give a clue to the cause of death?