#242

There is a lighthouse one in the deck, obvs.

It’s not this one.

#243

she has been put into suspended animation, liek in alien, she wakes up looks out of the window, and it is an apocalyptic wasteland and there are aliens and shit outside, there is also a big sign saying ‘the world is fucked you might as well kill yourself’

#244

She has not woken up on a boat.

But let’s say she loves boats.

Especially The Love Boat.

#245

This hasn’t happened, but there are elements of this that are on the right track.

#246

she is a vampire and can not live in the sunlight - so the act of glancing out of the window is what kills her

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#247

she is not a vampire, she sees her reflection and sees how old and haggered she has become after being ina coma for 50 years - she is vain so she tops herslef

#248

ooh nice.

Let’s say you’ve won, even though you haven’t.

#249

Non.

#250

thank you

#251

Oh well maybe it’s that she was part of some kind of death cult that believed there would be no tomorrow and the world was going to end so everyone else she knows already committed suicide but she stayed around to check. Now she knows it’s not ended she kills herself because all her friends are dead.

#252

Another chilling glimpse into Theo’s psyche. I can’t be the only one who sees this?

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#253

This sounds just stupid enough to be right

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#254

she tried to kill herself the night before by taking lots of pills

When she wakes up she knows her suicide attempt failed - so she tries again and is successful this time

#255

Really fun little game you’ve put together for our entertainment @saps. Thanks!

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#256

it’s exactly right.

Are you sure you’ve not googled this, theo?

#257

You’re welcome :slight_smile:

#258

Close but see above.

#259

what the fuck?

that’s not how death cults work, you can’t be in a death cult and then at the last minute be all ‘oh actually i think i won’t do the mass suicide thig’

BULLSHIT

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#260

where do you get these cards? I want to play it with my family.

“Yay! Suicide cult daddy!!”

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#261

Blame Theo.