pta-pta!

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Hang on… He killed her out of embarrassment?

I think @Sadpunk more or less nailed it with his guess of shits and giggles.

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Or planning elaborate yet foolhardy murders.

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Yeah, after she’d thrown him a party too! What a wanker. I’m glad Ernest’s dead.

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  • That one was great, saps.
  • Pta-Pta!

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Surely there’s no way an eminent archaeologist would throw a priceless ancient artifact on the fire. What a twat.

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what a well thought out plan, surprised he didn’t get away with it

like, even if everything goes perfectly, the best cover he’s got is “the mummy did it”. berk

Is the fact that she had an “ample front” pertinent information? No it isn’t saps, you massive sexist.

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I like how the throwing the goblet bit is just baldly stated, like it’s the most obvious thing you’d do in that situation.

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Should have just stuck it in the dishwasher.

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Can’t sit and pretend to mourn in front of a dishwasher mate

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You’ll regret saying that when a dishwasher turns up as the cause of death in a future murder mystery.

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Just noticed that Ernest started pretending to mourn before Marcella had even popped her clogs. Way to arouse suspicion, chumpo!

Any mysteries today Mr @saps? :snowflake::dagger:

Ok, let’s go, mofos.

You won’t believe this but this one is fucking stupid.

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Is the SK location important?

the old venomous snake hidden in the basket trick?

Ice knife in basket