#4380

Inspector Saps - was the reason something to do with Laddy?

#4381

Mr Driscoll is seeming very guilty at this point. Those moving words at the memorial service sounded to me to be crocodile tears. He wanted to put the chief of police to sleep. It was an attack on the institution we hold so dear!

#4382

P Diddy wanted Arthur Scargill to fall asleep so that he could drive him to the middle of nowhere and make him think he’d been sleepwalking, knowing full well Arthur would rather DIE than sleepwalk.

#4383

Ah, so looking back at the card (like a fucking professional detective would), it’s Driscoll and his wife/kids/etc. who was saved. He said “Laddy died to save his humans”.

So someone tried to put the Driscolls to sleep so they wouldn’t hear the smoke alarm and would burn to death instead.

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#4384

Think there’s a lot in this Detective. The chief said that Driscoll wasn’t the target though. I still think he’s the suspect, and Laddy foiled his plan to do something similar to what you’ve suggested.

#4385

Aye - Driscoll (or a member of his family) left the laced chocolates out after spiking them and poor Laddy found them, not knowing what was in them, and ate too many.

#4386

Did I?

#4387

Someone did want the whole family to fall asleep. But not so they’d perish or be physically harmed.

#4388

so they could be burgled?

#4389

So they’d miss the Queen’s Speech?

#4390

So they’d miss a job interview or be late for work and get fired or something relating to work, basically?

(I think Detective @Jamos has this, but gotta keep exploring all the options)

#4391

Also I’d like to apologise to the team for not thinking of the jalousie window, when I have literally broken into my own house by such a method. Sloppy work.

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#4392

Friday doughnuts are on Jesty!

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#4393

If there’s one thing we’ve learned from these cases it is that this is sufficient for you to blow his brains out at the memorial service and have done with it.

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#4394

Burglar, chief.

#4395

Yes, detective, someone planned to clear out all their valuables once they were asleep.

I wonder who. And why didn’t the family succumb?

#4396

You need to hand this over to robbery, I’m homicide.

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#4397

BUT I guess it was the local butcher and the family didn’t succumb because they’re vegans who only buy meat for the dog.

#4398

The family didn’t succumb because the dog succumbed (succumb is an odd word).

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#4399

But think of poor Laddy Detective Sadpunk. Doesn’t he deserve justice too?

:dog:

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