Electric chair pardon?
No, you’re disgusting. There’s a difference.
Stephen is a moth
There’s a few of these that are old and hoary, to be fair.
But not everyone will have heard them.
If you recognise them as such, let others (you know, the dafter ones) guess them.
Stephen had forgotten to explain the dangers to his friend of cutting a live wire with an ice knife.
This one might not even be worth the effort.
See if you can guess it without clicking.
How many Stephens does it take to change a light bulb?
We called it a pile-on at our school
Two
One to change it and one to do a stand up routine about it in Australia. (A hilarious one of course).
Amirite.
Well this one’s so obvious I’m not even going to dignify it with a response.
Failed parachute? Please say its that, I really want to get one.
Yep.
YEAAAAHHHHH! Three days of hard riddling, and finally my time has arrived.
Wait a minute…!
For old time’s sake.
If you’re in the know, then hold back. Maybe not everyone was around for the last thread.
I reckon this has something to do with cannibalism…
Ocular proof of ice knife
The girl is an iguana?
Nah, but maybe some post-apocalyptic cult leader has been feeding her alleged “iguana steaks” all her life, so when she eats a real iguana steak (at a restaurant untouched by nuclear holocaust, as previously established), she realises it was human meat all along, and can’t take the guilt…
The menu was in another language, she’s been a life long vegetarian.
she thought iguana was kosher but after tasting it realises it can’t be so decides to top herself rather than check for sure
