"Wait a minute, this isn't Albatross!"

He felt a slightly judder at the tail end actually.

The news makes him realise something terrible has happened.

Cables of a kind.

The chair lift at Flamingo Land. Thousands of flamingos died that day.

he clipped the cables that hold the moon in place. The moon flew out of orbit, making the tide full-strength and washed away a women’s book before she could find out who the murder was

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If all he’s done is kill a few skiers then he needs to man up.

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Nothing came on the TV when he tried to watch the news, he’d knocked out the signal for the whole area.

Like a chair lift but not a chair lift.

Some of the dead may have gone skiing in the past though, I can’t say for certain.

Cable car?

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Le tourncablecar?

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Like to imagine the person who made this game is a coroner and the one everyone hopes they don’t get.

“Aha! Was he stabbed with an ice knife while sauna-ing? That must by what that thermos in the evidence is all about!”
“Um, no he suffered a heart attack. This is just my thermos of tea…”

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he had to watch the news to find out that he’d caused death and chaos by bringing down a cable car?!

Yes, imagine that.

so he was a blind and deaf pilot?

Yep he clipped the suspension cable by flying too low and caused chaos and death.

What a plonker.

Striding through the airport at his destination.

“Excuse me sir-”
“Come to congratulate me on another excellent flight?! No need, but thank you anyway!”
Carries on purposefully through the airport, crashing into people and sending suitcases flying without so much as blinking

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Shall I retire this for a bit and maybe bring it back in a week or so or never?

  • Carry on, I have little else to live for!
  • Knock it on the head for now, let’s not be greedy. Maybe bring it back in a week or so.
  • I never want to see another so-called riddle in my fucking life.

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bloody post one before I have to go to bed in 5 minutes!

too late. going to bed ):

Sorry buster. Get maosm to run a SouHem version.

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Someone will have to explain democracy for me too.

Based on these results I’m going with a mid season break.