#1262

have mercy for the love of all that is holy.

Where are all the people who were googling these a fortnight ago?

#1263

#1264

Some kind of scam where his mortician buddy has him buried alive in place of real corpses (don’t know why). Normally they’ve rigged up a system for him to get out later, but not this time (again, don’t know why).

#1265

!!
The mortician is a necromaniac so he wants to have sex with the bodies but they need the bodies for the funeral so his mate steps in to be buried and then they get him out later and replace it with the real body.
But this time, the mortician friend got arrested during this stint.

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#1266

#1267

has he faked his own death?

#1268

Post can’t be empty

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#1269

Is that what its called???

#1270

so… he has faked his own death (the undertaker or whatever is on on this)

  • he is in the coffin at the funeral so everyone can have a good look and a laugh
  • coffin is supposed to get switched before it is buried
  • doesn’t get switched and he accidentally gets buried alive

something about a match

#1271

If you meant someone who shags corpses, it’s necrophiliac. I guess a necromaniac would be someone who’s just really obsessed with dead stuff.

#1272

actually - is he even in a coffin?

#1273

I meant the first one but you all got what I meant.

#1274
#1275

thank you

much appreciated

#1277

YES!

#1278

homeless guy who sneaks into funeral parlours and sleeps in coffins

#1279

@thedistrict i think this is it - fake death, get dug up, mate hasn’t turned up, he knows this because of the lighting mach watch check routine

!!!

this HAS to be it!

#1280

Fuck’s sake chris, it took me what felt like about two hours to get saps to admit that much!

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#1281

very sorry

i will bury myself in a coffin to make up for it

#1282

Couldn’t you bastards have waited?