This says something like…
“When Jeff came out of the restroom he realised that his holiday plans were not going to go as he’d thought”.
He’s wearing a t-shirt and shorts in the picture and is coming out of a toilet somewhere.
no glory hole
He’s on the wrong plane?
He fell asleep in the bog on the plane, woke up and the plane is on its way back to Luton
He shat out half his vital organs and now needs to go to hospital?
Has he been smuggling drugs up his bum?
Shit himself
Snakes on a plane
Sees his wife getting off with a Frenchman (He is on holiday in France)
and he’d only gone for a oui
shot in the head by the infamous ‘toilet assassin’
Was he surrounded by police (he’d gone in to the restroom to crap-out the bag of drugs he’d swallowed in attempt to smuggle them into the country).
Damn it, this is basically what @badcustard said further up the thread.
He’s not flying.
He didn’t fall asleep on the bog.
He’s on a coach.
Close but no cigar.
(It’s not close).
He hasn’t.
Doesn’t say that he did, but if you’d like to imagine that knock yourself out.
That would be shit, but it’s not what’s happened.
