That’s right! If anyone here knows Christopher Sheeple, give him a good kicking because his shift started almost an hour ago!
Alright, 19th century mill owners
This is the church
This is the steeple
Open the door
WAKE UP, CHRISTOPHER SHEEPLE!
Sheeple are sheeple so why should it be
You and I think Covid was by Philip Schofield
Shake up, Weeple
Ok, I’m.going to bed.
Night night, sheeple
"Through cobbled streets so cold and damp
The Knocker-Upper man goes creeping
Tap-tapping at the window pane
To wake the town from sleeping.
He said “Eh thee up and stir thi’self
The factory ooter’s blowin’
So get up from your nice warm bed
To work you must be goin’”
The big conspiracy is: who knocks up the knocker-uppers?
“Until the 1970s in some areas”