walk me through your ideal picnic

or more accurately sit me down on its rug.

What makes a great picnic for you? What’s your ideal food? Drink? Is there a dog playing ball?

PICNICS

Weather>location>company>food>drink.

My personal order of significance for picnics. Yours may vary.

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My favourite are the ones my mum makes, lots of homemade samosas and fresh fruit, the good ones too like mangoes and cherries

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Changes by the day. Today I’d like

Big bag o weed, few cans. Near water even though I’m not going in. Good charcuterie and cheese and bread and olives. Some crisps

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company > location > weather > drink > food

some already strong answers here

tbf i think this is implicit

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Shout

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You are missing out on some potentially great solo picnics!

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oh the quality of the company is what matters though. so in some cases me alone is better company than for instance picnicing with [redacted] from work

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I love a picnic!

I make an amazing garlic and chilli couscous which is great picnic food. The mix and match antipasti things from M&S are amazing for picnics, too. Definitely need some of those little anchovies, the cheese in meat, olives, mozzarella balls in pesto. This is making me hungry.

I like white wine at a picnic, or some tasty craft beers.

I do not want soggy sandwiches, thanks.

Absolutely must have blankets to sit on. No noisy kids nearby, thanks. (In fact, no other people (except those I’m with) nearby would be perfect)

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No ones allowed near the group unless they’ve got a cool pet or they’ve passed some celestial vibe check which is stricter than Berghain

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if the weather stays bonkers i will invent a picnic dating app called Hampr

  • Would totally do a picnic first date
  • Get tae

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Indoors, sat at a table, with proper plates and cutlery.

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This but + those little bottles of wine you get on airplanes

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so still with a dog playing ball

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I reckon I would thoroughly enjoy a picnic with the DiS member(s) that I have least in common with. Polls aren’t working so just reply to say if you agree or not.

  • i agree
  • i do not

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Nice bread, warm soft cheese, nice tomatoes, fake ham, crisps, cake, woodland sex, maybe some drugs

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i think i could go shrooms, possibly more than i’d go weed. just a microdose picnic to keep the buzz light

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