@sean!!!

Uncle Existential Knobhead

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some thoughts that went through my head yesterday:

fuck, world cup next year
i love the world cup
i actually love it more than anything else
what about crisps
oh yeah crisps
world cup is a month every 4 years
crisps are 4 minutes EVERY DAY
so probably if i had to give up one for life, it would be world cup
god why do i torture myself

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Better settle this one by poll. Would you rather give up?

  • The World Cup
  • Crisps

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I dont even like football that much but crisps are a bit crap in general.

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As long as you mean specifically crisps, rather than using it as a blanket for Wheat Crunchies, Pringles, Cofresh Chili Hoops, etc , etc…?

Our country voted for a Conservative government three times in a row I couldn’t give a fuck if they vote for lime crisps

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If it comes down to it, there’s a High Court ruling in your favour m6

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7490346.stm

I’m charting a satellite as we speak

Oh man, I love S&V Discos.

Back when I was a lad (probably about 20 years ago) there was a period where Discos were including an extra sachet of S&V flavouring in so you could double up on the intensity.

That lead to a lunchtime game where loads of people would buy packets and then put all the extra flavouring together and someone had to bomb it all at once. At least one person vomited. Halcyon days.

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Whatever the outcome of this Walkers poll is, I am sure we will all end up winners!

Thought I was in the favourite lyrics thread there

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This might come across as a hot, hot, hot take but crisps aren’t that great, are fairly easily replaceable by other good, salty things and probs shouldn’t be a regular part of your diet anyway

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Really tempted to write a song around these words now. It’d probably sound like a Los Campesinos! b-side.

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Aren’t prawn cocktail crisps basically just tomato and sugar flavoured crisps? Still my second favourite crisp after salt and vinegar though. Wish they’d bring out prawn cocktail flavour Monster Munch

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I’m imagining Kate Tempest reading that post earnestly because I secretly like to punish myself

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Not a hot take, just an incorrect one. ‘Crisps are bad for you’ isn’t a hot take either, that’s why they’re nice.

Discos are basically just very small Pringles

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I reckon binning one of Salt & Vinegar or Cheese & Onion would be more divisive than Brexit. My mum said recently that she could ‘eat basically any flavour except salt & vinegar’, I’m not sure I can bring myself to speak to her any more.

she is right