Wanking Anthems

[megalithicrock]

Jenny Hval - Ashes to Ashes (Official Audio)

[NeilYoung]

Was a joke. Ill timed.

[Lotd]

- YouTube

[SunnyB]

Ah. Was worried I’d missed some weird subtext.

[WizardLizard]

Elvis Costello & The Attractions - Pump It Up

[midnightpunk]

Ministry of Sound have missed a trick with this thread title.

Needn’t be 2 CD’s long either.

[funkycow]

Seriously?

Mr. Bungle - Mr. Bungle - 08 - The Girls Of Porn (1991)

[futilityofendeavour]

“Some days it don’t come easy
Some days it don’t come hard
Some days it don’t come at all, and these are the days that never end
Some nights you’re breathing fire
Some nights you’re carved in ice
Some nights you’re like nothing I’ve ever seen before or will again”

Meat Loaf - I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That) (Official Music Video)

[JoJoMarty]

Sebadoh Homemade

[richie]

The most extreme example so far, I suspect.

[funkycow]

It’s NSFW, NSFanything TBH.

[static]

All We Have

I’ve jerked off

I’ve jerked off

Several times today

I’m sore and I’m bored

But it’s the only way

To make it through another day

To kill the craving I have for her

I couldn’t believe

She couldn’t see

I’m the mack motherfucking g

I got down on myself

Then it hit me, it really hit me:

All we have is ourselves

I’m sure you know this

(do you really know this?)

All we have is ourselves

Once you see that it’s not so bad

You’ll stop waiting for someone else

You’ll stop waiting for outside help

To keep from losing your mind

You have to know this, really know this

So stay at home

Work it out

Jerk it off

Scream and shout

You’ll be sore

You’ll be bored

But it’s the only way

To make it through

To kill the craving, the craving…

[Native12]

I'm A Wanker