Most of you sit around writing shit on the internet between wanks, so why not get paid 28k a year to do it?
“So, where do you see yourself in five years’ time?”
Wanked myself into a coma.
“Trick question, as this job will surely blind me.”
2-3 years ago I wouldn’t have even shared this here to increase my chances of getting the job I’d have wanted it so much.
If anyone wants to go full penoid there is this:
“my current job is pretty wanky so i should be alright at this”
Wouldn’t get out of bed for that, tbh.
Surprisingly sought-after employer. They pay much better than their competitors, apparently.
Plus, y’know, the whole “literally drowning in clunge” factor.
*Can provide samples of previous written and video content
I would provide samples, but my TV tends to lick it off my chest.
Sex doll insurance?
I think we just started a business
Bet you need experience
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Let me know if you need a hand