Wanking Job opportunity


#1

Most of you sit around writing shit on the internet between wanks, so why not get paid 28k a year to do it?

https://www.lovewoo.co.uk/jobs-at-lovewoo/sex-toy-reviewer/


#2

“So, where do you see yourself in five years’ time?”


#3

Wanked myself into a coma.


#4

“Trick question, as this job will surely blind me.”


#5

Well I’m definitely applying for this. 28k and you don’t have to speak to people!!


#6

2-3 years ago I wouldn’t have even shared this here to increase my chances of getting the job I’d have wanted it so much.


#7

If anyone wants to go full penoid there is this:


#8

Haha! Can’t say I’d blame you. Might try and make my past jobs seem erotic. “Yeah it was a call centre. For sex calls. Definitely not car insurance.”


#9

“my current job is pretty wanky so i should be alright at this”


#10

Wouldn’t get out of bed for that, tbh.


#11

Surprisingly sought-after employer. They pay much better than their competitors, apparently.

Plus, y’know, the whole “literally drowning in clunge” factor.


#12

Ideal candidate:
*Can provide samples of previous written and video content


#13

I would provide samples, but my TV tends to lick it off my chest.


#14

Sex doll insurance?


#15

Yes! Have you seen the documentaries about the ones that cost thousands? You’d want them insured wouldn’t you.


#16

I think we just started a business


#17

Bet you need experience :frowning:


#18

@imaperv to thread


#19

Let me know if you need a hand