Wanking Job opportunity

Most of you sit around writing shit on the internet between wanks, so why not get paid 28k a year to do it?

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“So, where do you see yourself in five years’ time?”

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Wanked myself into a coma.

“Trick question, as this job will surely blind me.”

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2-3 years ago I wouldn’t have even shared this here to increase my chances of getting the job I’d have wanted it so much.

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If anyone wants to go full penoid there is this:

“my current job is pretty wanky so i should be alright at this”

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Wouldn’t get out of bed for that, tbh.

Surprisingly sought-after employer. They pay much better than their competitors, apparently.

Plus, y’know, the whole “literally drowning in clunge” factor.

Ideal candidate:
*Can provide samples of previous written and video content

I would provide samples, but my TV tends to lick it off my chest.

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Sex doll insurance?

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I think we just started a business

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Bet you need experience :frowning:

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@TheBarbieMovie2023 to thread

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Let me know if you need a hand