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Anyone tried this? Asking for a friend

I remember a teenage friend telling me he did it

I tried it for a few seconds and gave it up as a bad job

Cripes, in the comments someone suggested he’d already wanked too much – an affliction known as ‘deathgrip’.

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“he was so young, he had a whole like of wanking in front of him and he threw it all away”

I had a very weird introduction to this song. I borrowed a Queen album on a C-90 from someone, I think it was my dad, and about 30 seconds after the last song, this comes on. One of those times when you’re not quite sure if you’re hallucinating or actually hearing what you’re hearing. I was about 13, I had never heard anything like this before, I didn’t even know it existed.

I have just bought my first electric toothbrush since my teens.

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Sticking to topside, or open to new angles?

This one has a small round head, in the past they had a more traditional head. Also the power on this thing, I would be scared of knocking off me helm, isn’t it?

Surely the modern ones have multiple speeds and softer attachments for a smoother climax?

Oh look at Mr Expensive-Toothbrush 2015 over here.

I just don’t want to end up like the bed rubber, numb to the pleasures of life

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