That’s not gonna happen. I’d end up buying a physical copy after finishing it on kindle, and leaving it on my living room floor when people come round.
“Oh sorry, this place is such a mess, I’ll just move this- oh, it’s really heavy. Still, I guess you don’t get light copies of War and Peace, eh? Haha! Yes, I recently read Tolstoy’s War and Peace, that’s right. TOLSTOY.”