#7

Apparently so!

#8

sitting down in a kilt; numerous infractions

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#10

Ripped my trousers diving through some foam rollers in a children’s soft play place. Gunts were clearly then visible which isn’t great at the best of times but in that kind of place is even worse.

#11

Got a shirt where the button directly over my bellly button always comes undone. Realised about an hour into a recent meeting with about 20 attendees that I’d been sitting there with my belly hanging out the whole time.

I was shocked at the bollock, yes.

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#12

Did you style it out and do Belly Savalas?

#13

yes (don’t know what this means)

#14

zero malfunction, 100% funktion with my clothes

#15

It’s a Black Books reference but I can’t find the clip sadly

#16

Found it!

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#17

I definitely have these - all my Tshirts go in the pits first

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#18

dara from girl band had several wardrobe malfunctions on the weekend
on Saturday he popped a button of his dockers
on sunday he couldn’t take his shirt off and had to get denial to help him
was stuck on his hand like an elongated glove, or a deflated puppet.

#19

Early Craig David lyrics needed revising

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#20

as does my spelling of daniel

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#21

& off.

#22

I just assumed that Denial were the support act (and a band I’d never heard of)

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#23

my jeans always go at the crotch. so annoying. loads and loads of otherwise fine jeans have been binned cos i get massive rips/holes either side of the anus-perineum seam. not sure if it’s buying the wrong size, the way i walk/bend over or what but I wish it wasn’t so

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#24

same here

currently trying some vulpine cycling jeans which don’t have a seam there to see if that makes a difference

#25

#26

bitterly disappointed at the lack of Euripides mentions in this thread.

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#27

Same!