Making a Thai pork stir fry from marksies.
Too hot. Going to the running track soon and it’s so hot and muggy and I’m so hungover
Cat is napping. Dog is napping. I am poised ready for a nap to take me if it wishes but its a silly time to nap for non animals.
Need to eat some more freezer food - so noodles with some veggie dumplings for tea
Still on a coach. I would like some ice cream to appear at my destination if someone could action that
Bet you grassed on people at school
I’ve never been more insulted!!!1
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I’m stuck in work til 6pm 
Cheekster 2 is in a school production (which two of the year 8s have written themselves so goodness knows what it’s like 
) and it’s barely worth me going home beforehand. I should have clocked off at 5 and gone to the pub but I’d have just felt paranoid smelling of beer even after one pint.
Been working on a report, and I can safely say that it’s taught me that I cannot rely on others for their support or input, when it was supposed to be a collaborative effort.
Can someone come over and put my pizza in the oven please. I have melted.
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I’d tap that as!
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I was slightly awkward but hopefully endearingly so when helping Office Crush™ out with something. Currently waiting for some pub food in advance of seeing KIM FUCKIN GOOORDDDOOONNNNUUHHH
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Just ordered from Thai
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Should be illegal to start the evening thread when I’m still at work. Another hour to go here and then maybe a couple of garden beers before a DAY OFF tomorrow!
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No
Dr Mrs Epimer came home, saw that I’m struggling, and said "you know what might help you feel better? That non-alcoholic beer I get in the weekly shop.
We haven’t got any."
Wasn’t even on the wind-up. Genuinely thought she was being helpful.
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Unbelievable