Judging by the surface area covered by food, I wasn’t convinced. Hope you enjoy it though!
Looks like you’ve had a Nando’h’s there! What an error
I wouldn’t change ANY decision I’ve ever made LET ALONE this one
Nu huh?! Living the broccoli life over here too. Want a true story from my life last month? Met some lads in a pub and they were all, what’s your skincare routine and I answered BROCCOLI . true story from my life last month.
Hahahaha, nandos wanker
Oh yeah, I’m so sorry that I had a nice dinner and that I sometimes masturbate
sorry to hear you had a nice dinner
So you should be
This is what you were so desperate for me to see?!
I love it
Always considering the quality of vegetable sides when ordering takeaway.
Gotta get that 5 a day
Got CCTV footage of the food being delivered
Just to give a bit more context, I’d just spent the last 8 minutes since posting tapping bae on the arm, going, “hey, bae, have you been in the Nandos thread recently, hey, you should go in the Nandos thread now, bae. Bae, Bae, have you see? In the Nandos thread?” Rap tap tapping on her arm all the while.
You’re a fantastic fella
From fucking Pizza Hut! PIZZA HUT!!!
The best one