Was supposed to be seeing a friend for a drink tomorrow night but she’s said she can’t as she has a date with Usain Bolt

I think she’s trying to pull a fast one

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Jamaica say sorry?

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Is it the Usain Bolt from Jamaica or the one from Barnsley?

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His baby girl’s middle name is Lightning which is utter genius imo

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I hope her first name is ‘I-cast’ (This is a D&D joke for which I will not be apologising).

Nice bit of acceleration there

yeah sounds like it. i think he lives in jamaica?

Date night tonight! Really hope they hit it off, bit of good news to cheer us all up