When I go to write “xxxx” my phone tries to autocorrect to C-C-C-C-C-COCAINE
It wouldn’t be such a problem but my daughter sometimes uses my phone to text Mrs CCB haha
love you mummy c-c-c-c-cocaine
I need to reset my keyboard. and either quit DiS or get some new jokes.
Or tell your daughter that anything over two kisses is unacceptable.
She’d find the whole thing hilarious. “DADDY WHAT IS C-C-C-C-C-COCAINE?” and then roll about laughing and then social services would get involved
‘Noah Vale of Glamorgan’