#22

I’ve probably got the battery you need right here.

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#24

Tell you what, there’s nothing like going to a big penoid event to make you feel - relatively - like the most adult adult who ever adulted.

Clean clothes that vaguely fit? Showered that day? Breath doesn’t honk? Maintaining appropriate personal space? Congratulations! You’re smashing it!

Then you sit down and play with your brightly coloured cards/dice/painted army men, secure in the knowledge that you’re easily in the 95th percentile of adulting in the room.

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#25

Can someone arrange a special meet for me and those who have liked this post? Ta.

#26

Exactly this but going to an indie wrestling show

#27

I felt a deep surge of superiority on reading the words “indie wrestling show”.

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#28

There was a wrestler called space monkey. He had a monkey mask and an astronaut costume and ate some bananas. Was pretty good

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#29

At the last Star Wars penoid event I went to there was a man called “Wedge”. Like from the films. Wedge.

So, same thing really.

#30

I was told by a consultant that it is cooler to say centile than percentile.

#31

I have absolutely no idea who or what that is, sorry

#32

Fair enough. You’re your own person I suppose.

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#33

I’m pretty responsible in general. You might say that this is because I’m terrified of everything and so conduct myself in an extremely risk averse manner in all aspects of my life, but I’m going to stick with “pretty responsible adult in general”, thanks.

#34

He’s in Star Wars. He’s called Wedge.

#35

Well if a consultant said it then it must be true.

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#37

breeding livestock etc?

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#38

Classic wedge!

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#40

Getting involved yourself, I suppose.

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#41

impressive, I didn’t even know I needed a battery

#42

I’m always on time

#43

Bit late in posting this though weren’t you!!

#44

Clean, punctual, great lover

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