Ways to Celebrate

  1. Quietly sit and enjoy a sense of achievement or happiness
  2. Shout “HOORAY!”
  3. Gather friends and family and high-five them all, some hugging also
  4. Look at balloons (inflated)
  5. Have a cake about the thing
  6. Go out for a meal
  7. Drink heavily if you want to
  8. Knee Slide

EDIT: There was going to be some more but I posted too soon accidentally (premature posting)

Shush the opposition fans (or cup your ears at them)

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I write “Congratulations” in a comment under a friend’s post but usually it’s because I am very happy and excited about their impending arrival

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Buy something you don’t need

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Take your shirt off

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knock one out ?

Yeah @anon5266188 take your shirt off

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Carry a small child on your hip pointing at things and also waving

What?

Look I celebrate how the fuck I want to celebrate, ok?

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Is the child pointing or are you? Clarity sought please

And God bless you for that

Text all your mates and form a super band

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ALL of them? All 4?

My super band is a solo project :frowning:

Depends on the age of child I choose to use as a celebratory aid. <2 years I will take care of all the pointing and waving, any older and I will allow some joining in.

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Kick an advertising hoarding

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