Ways to defeat a dragon

What a respectful attitude. I’ll have another think about it and let you know if I change my mind at all.

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This is reminiscent to me of this poem by Tim Key

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I’m subconsciously ripping him off in basically everything I do in life I think

Fill your boots:

Turns out it was barbed wire in the one near me (where @grievoustim sometimes rides). That’s just plain nasty!

Horrible!

Yeah but

“If I was a less experienced rider and it got caught on a front wheel that I could have flipped them over and done some serious damage.

Right?

Yeah, reign it in “experienced rider” fucking Barry Big Bollocks

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This is a risible idea for a thread

Synonyms for “risible” include “comical” and “amusing”

Just chuck some of this at him and watch him dissolve.

descaler

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^^

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can’t believe zealo’s outed himself as a young earther

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just be bigger and stronger and cleverer than it

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Can’t believe it took 40 minutes for anyone to notice!

“well, last time I was in Whiterun I had levelled up archery to such an extent that with a single arrow…”

oh god it isn’t a Skyrim thread

Bye!

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A well trained high level steel type pokemon.

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Sell a Roadrunner reboot to Netflix and cast the dragon in the coyote role

Wait until Friday and pinch punch first of the month the dragon before it can do the same to you and then quickly shout “no returns!” so it can’t get you back

After you receive a Valentines card that tries to be anonymous but is clearly from the dragon, walk past it with a friend and loudly say “I didn’t get any cards this year” so that you crush its heart and it pines to death

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All very, VERY smart ideas. You’re a clever cookie!

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Kick fuck out of it

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Simple, effective. Brutal.