#26

I was busting for a whizz after the last my vitriol gig I was at, like 2009 or something. I used the disabled because there was a massive queue, when I came out some cool kid was all “awwww cuz, no way!?!?!?!”.

#27

Yeah, I’ve noticed a lot (most?) restaurants and pubs do that.

#28

People who park in disabled spaces without licence to are scumbags.

#29

I once accidentally walked into the ladies’ in Heathrow after a 4am flight (had a stinking hangover too). A really well to-do posh woman full on screamed when I rounded the corner and I realized what had happened. Couldn’t stop laughing.

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#30

Use the disabled parking spots at work. We don’t employ any disabled people

#31

Disabled Loo’s I have/would, but I have a can’t wait card and would still only use it in an emergency. No other good excuse really.

Disabled parking absolutely not.

#32

BECAUSE ALL THEIR PARKING SPOTS HAVE BEEN TAKEN

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#34

He should be harangued for not bagging his groceries

#35

very weird way to transport your shopping, thinking about it.

#36

had an instance at a welcome break a few months back where, upon leaving the combined baby change/disabled toilet an irate disabled man told me I “shouldn’t be fucking using these toilets son”.

I reacted badly to this.

#37

I fully support Martin Clunes here. Really mugging that guy off.

Coincidentally, that’s where my Mum buys her posh shopping (for xmas and the like).

#38

Oh no. There’s no way anyone is going to back down there.

#39

Isn’t everyone a bit disabled when they do a poo?

#40

what about mother and baby / family parking at supermarkets. People with no kids regularly park in these spaces. Used to really piss me off when our kids were small… Collared a young bloke in his drop top merc for parking in one at Sainsbos once, asked him why and he said because I don’t want my car getting scratched what the fucks it got to do with you. Tit.

#41

Fair enough. I just straddle two normal spaces though.

#42

you are an awful person

#43

that’s just asking to get keyed

#44

I only do that at work tbf. And only on the grass area of the car park, because the spaces are slightly too small and everyone parks that way.

In a supermarket, I just park far, far away from the shop, preferably in an end space right up against the kerb.

#45

would’ve been funny/badass if you’d scraped it on him