Fair enough. I just straddle two normal spaces though.

you are an awful person

that’s just asking to get keyed

I only do that at work tbf. And only on the grass area of the car park, because the spaces are slightly too small and everyone parks that way.

In a supermarket, I just park far, far away from the shop, preferably in an end space right up against the kerb.

would’ve been funny/badass if you’d scraped it on him

he was properly aggressive, whilst I had my little boy in my arms. Just walked off and left the dickhead to it. But he was clearly just a lazy prick cos he could have parked at the back of the car park and had three spaces to himself.

Never use a disabled space even if there are loads. Pretty universally known as a dick move really, Parent and child spaces are iffy, I have used one literally at 3am and felt like a real badass.

I use the toilets if I am with my kids. Taking two under 5s into a single men’s cubicle isn’t going to happen. Last time she got all upset she couldn’t wash her hands in the small basin with the blue soap - they were urinals.

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