We are experiencing some light turbulence

so the pilot has turned on the “no blowjobs” light.

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Even by your standards, this is so fucking stupid, man.

Perfect

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Reckon I’d enjoy a turbulent bloj.

I can never remember which bits of Airplane! get regularly cut when it’s shown on TV, and which ones don’t exist

[extremely boris johnson voice] A jubilee of blowjobs

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I said it to my partner on a flight yesterday and then spent the next half an hour laughing to myself.

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