We doing this evening thing?

Ta for the reminder @laelfy etc

Flatmate making a halloumi salad for dinner, gonna have 1-2 more beers, otherwise no ideas

Go go go

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Can’t remember the last time I wore trousers.

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Nah

I wore a belt (with shorts) on Saturday. First time since I was in the office. It was wild.

February 11th for me

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I’ll edit Wikipedia :kissing_closed_eyes:

Woah woah woah

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The glass on our oven door has just exploded and shattered everywhere. Bit of unwanted drama there.

Don’t worry though. We managed to finish the chips off in the grill (after an hour of sweeping shards of glass from all four corners of the room…).

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^not this

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Absolutely fucking worn out. Ordered kebabs for tea. It’s Monday so strictly on the Irn Bru only.

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Seen just now on a lamppost in Glasgow

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Hard to see him recovering from this.

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Been out for a walk, so now I’m sweaty, feel like I’m crawling with bugs, and my nose is full of pollen. No idea why you normies are so desperate to get out there, it’s awful.

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Thank you for confirming this for me, now I can avoid that ordeal.

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youngest is going to go to school tomorrow.

had to wait an extra day while we awaited oldest’s C19 test result (negative, he’s just got really bad shits)

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I run on a single-transferable Monday platform

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  • hayfever is dicking me right now
  • my hayfever is fine
  • i don’t have hayfever i’m not a dweeb

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But the bad dicking

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Don’t even believe in hayfever. Just an excuse for people to cry in the summer.

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Fuck you, I don’t need an excuse

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Got a beer, got BBQ leftovers. Neighbours have got friends round and there is a very strong smell of weed around. Not sitting out in that to have dinner. Shame.

Played bubbles with kiddo earlier. Look at her :heart_eyes:

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