Talks a lot. Like, a lot. Some days I don’t think she has an internal monologue.
Chantelle is forever taking money out of my wallet, nothing big just the odd £10 here and there but it’s annoying when I don’t realise and I’m in a pub or shop about to pay for something and I’ve got no cash left.
Acts like a hero after doing like one chore, usually after I’ve done about three that day, but it’s expected of me because I WFH
Never takes the fucking bins out. Doesn’t grasp the concept of cleaning not being optional despite being really messy.
Shit that’s taken out of the fridge generally needs to go back in.
Username/post interface…
I opened this from my wife yesterday:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BPsDWOQALCn/
I went back and read this over with a sexy wah-wah guitar and sax playing in the background in my mind
Hi marckee’s other half.
Can we ask her questions about marckee, like has he ever actually said “sorry”?
Does he have a wikipedia account?
She always makes out she can’t hear what I say so pretty much every statement I make / question I ask receives the response ‘Sorry?’ to the point where I’m sure it’s become a reflex on her part. I then clearly enunciate what I said and get accused of shouting.
I do this a lot to people and can confirm after a while it becomes involuntary
I absolutely do that and have always done so, it’s bugged every girlfriend and maybe a good reason why they always end up leaving me
Lovely stuff
drives me asbolutely mental. was panicking coz i had to leave for an appointment but couldn’t find my passport and she’d put it away in some folder in a cupboard i’d never look in because where i’d left it wasn’t ‘secure’
fffffffffffff
Hovers around me when I’m cooking. Checking everything that I’m doing.
It drives me absolutely crackers.
You do right. Nothing sexier than a sweaty, naked, pot bellied lad steaming a bit of broccoli.
Ctrl f “not exist”
This place has changed
I have a solution for this. Want to hear?
