Hi marckee’s other half.

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Can we ask her questions about marckee, like has he ever actually said “sorry”?

Does he have a wikipedia account?

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She always makes out she can’t hear what I say so pretty much every statement I make / question I ask receives the response ‘Sorry?’ to the point where I’m sure it’s become a reflex on her part. I then clearly enunciate what I said and get accused of shouting.

I do this a lot to people and can confirm after a while it becomes involuntary

I absolutely do that and have always done so, it’s bugged every girlfriend and maybe a good reason why they always end up leaving me :slight_smile:

Lovely stuff

drives me asbolutely mental. was panicking coz i had to leave for an appointment but couldn’t find my passport and she’d put it away in some folder in a cupboard i’d never look in because where i’d left it wasn’t ‘secure’

fffffffffffff

Hovers around me when I’m cooking. Checking everything that I’m doing.

It drives me absolutely crackers.

You do right. Nothing sexier than a sweaty, naked, pot bellied lad steaming a bit of broccoli.

Ctrl f “not exist”

This place has changed

I have a solution for this. Want to hear?

'it me.

Flexible chopping boards. We have them. You can chop your food, bend the sides up and slide those lovely peelings into the food bin. They’re also about twice the size of a regular chopping board so they can hold a lot of peelings.

No need to thank me.

Ok I won’t!

(thank you, that’s a good idea. I think I have a John Lewis gift card to use, too!)

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This but it’s expected of me because I am the mother/woman/current non earner despite working longer hours than him currently

This, except phrased as ‘Do you want to…?’

Which I suppose makes it a question again. Still annoying tho

Tickling me mercilessly

with his sooooong