One in a taxi, one in a car
One on a scooter, beeping his hooter, didn’t get very far
Did a skid, killed a kid
OOOOOOOH OH STAR OF WONDER, STAR OF NIGHT, JOSEPH CAUGHT HIS PANTS ALIGHT
While shepherds washed their socks by night
- All watching BBC
- All watching ITV
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Was he not smoking a big cigar?
ftfy
Not according to The Gospel of Matthew Chapter 12, verse 28
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Yep, that’s definitely where the birth of Jesus is told in the gospel of Matthew. Halfway through the gospel
cross over the road my friend
there’s a lorry coming round the bend
if you want your life to end
cross over the road
Jingle Bells, Batman smells
I was cold, I was naked, were you there, were you there? everyone gets the giggles
Matthew Ch12 v28:
“And Jesus said: I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass…and I’m all out of bubblegum…”
Playing the bass guitar
Hes got the wind and the rain
In his pants
Hes got the whole world in his pants
See also:
“They whipped, and they stripped, and they hung me on high…”
Never realised there were so many variations, you’ve opened a can of worms here CCB
This was the idea!