We Three Kings Of Orient Are

One in a taxi, one in a car

One on a scooter, beeping his hooter, didn’t get very far

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Did a skid, killed a kid

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OOOOOOOH OH STAR OF WONDER, STAR OF NIGHT, JOSEPH CAUGHT HIS PANTS ALIGHT

While shepherds washed their socks by night

  • All watching BBC
  • All watching ITV

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Was he not smoking a big cigar?

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ftfy

Not according to The Gospel of Matthew Chapter 12, verse 28

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Yep, that’s definitely where the birth of Jesus is told in the gospel of Matthew. Halfway through the gospel :smiley:

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cross over the road my friend
there’s a lorry coming round the bend
if you want your life to end
cross over the road

Jingle Bells, Batman smells

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I was cold, I was naked, were you there, were you there? everyone gets the giggles

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Matthew Ch12 v28:
“And Jesus said: I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass…and I’m all out of bubblegum…”

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Playing the bass guitar

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Hes got the wind and the rain
In his pants
Hes got the whole world in his pants

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See also:
“They whipped, and they stripped, and they hung me on high…”

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Never realised there were so many variations, you’ve opened a can of worms here CCB

This was the idea!