We Three Kings Of Orient Are


#1

One in a taxi, one in a car


#2

One on a scooter, beeping his hooter, didn’t get very far


#3

Damn


#4

Did a skid, killed a kid


#5

OOOOOOOH OH STAR OF WONDER, STAR OF NIGHT, JOSEPH CAUGHT HIS PANTS ALIGHT


#6

While shepherds washed their socks by night

  • All watching BBC
  • All watching ITV

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#7

Was he not smoking a big cigar?


#8

ftfy


#9

Not according to The Gospel of Matthew Chapter 12, verse 28


#10

ish


#11

Yep, that’s definitely where the birth of Jesus is told in the gospel of Matthew. Halfway through the gospel :smiley:


#12

cross over the road my friend
there’s a lorry coming round the bend
if you want your life to end
cross over the road


#13

Jingle Bells, Batman smells


#14

I was cold, I was naked, were you there, were you there? everyone gets the giggles


#15

Matthew Ch12 v28:
“And Jesus said: I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass…and I’m all out of bubblegum…”


#16

Playing the bass guitar


#17

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#18

Hes got the wind and the rain
In his pants
Hes got the whole world in his pants


#19

See also:
“They whipped, and they stripped, and they hung me on high…”


#20

Never realised there were so many variations, you’ve opened a can of worms here CCB