Just need a bit of gorilla glue or something. Or just stop kicking @bergkamp in the shins.

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You are gifted and creative but you are also Mr Bastard

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had this verbatim on a school report card once

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Little update on this. I attempted to glue the boot back together last night, got superglue all over my hands and also all over the boot, tried to wipe it off with an anti-bacterial wipe, got the wipe stuck to my hand and also a bit of it stuck to the boot. Boot now ruined, hands now covered in superglue residue.

Now back to wearing my trainers with the holes in the sole and hoping it doesn’t rain (also, still wearing plasters on the bits of my ankles the fucking boots cut up)

Cheers everyone!

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Can someone tell me how people are managing to wear a high street store!?

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This was weaponised to appeal to Ant so I’m glad it succeeded :slight_smile:

ant i nearly bought some new boots at lunch time look

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what do you think

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I think they look wild!

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Those are ridiculous but I kind of love them.

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they’re Quite You

you said the same thing about the last boots i bought that were plain black

Makes a change from buying space spoons I guess.

YEAH WELL

I don’t think she even cares, mate.

I think these are quite you and you look like a right nobber in the black ones.

Shame on you niki.

thanks pal

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Anyone know of any boots that are good for protecting toes from a chainsaw?

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The ones that construction workers use with the steel toes

Oh I scrolled up lol never mind

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You simply need to be a middle aged man with money to burn I have some, they are good, they will destroy your feet until you break them in, try them on cos they are huge and you will need to size down