#25

Of course I would. Think of all the cool bald men in the world: Kojak, Stone Cold, Larry David
No hats
No fuss

#26

100% this. If I’m wearing my helmet then I’m on a bike. If it’s winter I’m wearing my beanie. If it’s summer I’m wearing my sun hat. All three are absolutely stinky and filthy.

#27

roitchyartomoi

#28

I quite like it when I’m freshly shaven but after a few days when the fuzz is highlighting all the bits where the hair isn’t I like to wear a hat. When I’m in my 40s I reckon I’m gonna go full Toby Ziegler but while I still have a hint of youth about me it just looks a bit sad.

#30

I have a sort of Panama thing I wear when it’s really sunny out. That’s because I don’t have any prescription specs (cba) or wear contact lenses (fo,m), so a hat is my only defence against earth’s yellow sun.

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#31

Panama Papers hat, more like

#32

Right, so we’re all agreed that the only acceptable hats are:

  • them Thinsulate type doorman ones
  • bobble hats
  • beanies (not long ones)

Agreed.

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#33

Any sort of hat gives us baldies some useful protection against bald-man-head-bang-agony.

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#34

Well if it’s a high vis coat then it’s a coat. Helmet is a hat, that’s my story and I stand by it, with God as my witness

#35

My godmother bought me one for Christmas. Literally can’t envisage any situation where I’d actually wear it (unless I went to one of those Peaky Blinders theme nights, which I’m clearly not going to do).

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#36

You’re a helmet

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#37

I have to wear a hat as I am a baldo. i look good in hats to be fair. Have a few nice beanies but need to buy a nice baseball cap or two for the summer. Was rocking one an ex bought me but I feel like I need to divest myself of that.

Who on DiS was buying flipping Detroit Lions hats? These terrible things?

#38

I believe that was DiS style icon detroit_lion_gunslinger

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#39

That’s the impression that I’m trying to give to everyone else on the tube. Not just ‘hat wanker’, but ‘hat wanker/international finance criminal’

#40

It’s extremely cold so one of those beanie type hats is necessary, do you:

  • Wear it covering my ears so my ears are protected from the cold
  • Roll it up over my ears for some reason leaving them freezing cold and rendering the whole thing pointless

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#41

I want to keep my shitty sun hat please. It helps me see in summer.

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#42

God, yeah. Also they cover up any post bald-man-head-bang injuries/careless shaving injuries.

#43

I’m marvelling at the decadence of having more than one of these at any given time.

#44

Ahhh, just realised that the last time I looked them up I was getting targeted ads for them for weeks afterwards. Revenge of the hip_young_gunslinger.

#46

have to wear a hat because of hair.