ok! good, otherwise you’d have soapy bread

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high vis jacket gets you everywhere

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Clean mouth though

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Got one of them too…

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bubble n squeaky clean

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Use a loaffer.

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Noo, you don’t have to do that.

Or let me paypal you a budget for it in the very least!

I had take away veggie burgers.

Also did a podcast innit. Good and great drone music to sooth the terrible world.

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Don’t have to, want to

Nah. My colleague’s husband is a chocolate-maker and we stock it at work, plus he gets an allowance of choc/ice cream they never use up and let me have. There’s fucking loads knocking about.

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I bet it has you dirty old bollocks.

Would probably tickle me too

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“Bam, I said use a loofah, not a loaf!!!”

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Scottish for loaf innit

You are an absolute saint, thank you xxx

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Get your own patter you gowl

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Soaped up my bananas too, it was very erotic

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Honestly can’t ever imagine a time when that’s not funny.

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GF’s grandad left behind his MiniDisc player so now we’re picking songs from it to play at the ceremony. Really tempted to chuck this on, so much happens in just over two minutes!

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That was half-baked compared to mine!

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