I’m sure @whiterussian is very glad she made this thread
We’re good at helping, aren’t we. As a group.
• try not to burn it
•have a good selection of different breads
• a nice even spread of butter
• just relax and be yourself
six pound toast
Would be funny if an usher at a wedding just spent the whole day singing usher songs
Very very good
Very very cheap
We’re either amazing at helping or infuriatingly awful
But it’s fine if we do it for the hen do, right?
Fine AND expected
I don’t know what I was expecting tbh
Personally, I was expecting solely posts along the lines of this…
Imagine if they had someone at their wedding whose sole job was to make toast for people all day though
Have you checked that this isn’t, in fact, you?
He’s got a point
- Make toast
- Burn the toast
This is how ours is going to be. It’ll be fine. No speeches. Fuck speeches.