They’re basically birthday parties with a £4000 cake instead of jelly and ice cream.

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I play water polo with a cake guy.

Reluctantly crouched
in the swimming pool

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With my sister, I think my being upset was more down to worries about the relationship. Now that she’s in a much healthier, happier relationship I would not be at all fussed if they didn’t want anyone else at their wedding

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Weddings where you don’t know anyone there for whatever reason, or maybe one or two people

  • Fine! A stranger at a wedding is just someone I haven’t had the chance to sing Livin’ On A Prayer with yet
  • Aye in theory but in practice you’re going to end up sat next to some convertible-driving accountant with Opinions

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Acting isn’t real though, we’ve established this.

what’s your stance on the attendance of children?

I have a huge family with loads of little kids. It’s the total opposite with my fiancée.

We did a rough guestlist and there were as many children on my side (27!) as her whole list… :see_no_evil:

So we decided all my siblings can bring their kids and (where possible) for the rest, just the parents get invites. But as we have so many people coming from Scotland (we live in Berlin, she’s from here), most parents will bring their kids too. So we’re setting up a sort of dedicated kids room for them to just go crazy in. :slight_smile:

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Haha! Yes! We had similar at my mates wedding in Poland. We were put on a table with mostly Poles who instructed us “Only do shots when we do - don’t drink like an English person”. Every now and then they’d raise a toast and we’d do a shot and drink some fruit juice.

The table next to us had mostly English people on it who were nipping to bar to get pints and whatnot. Was game over for them before sundown.

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Same. I don’t see my mates and family enough. A wedding is an excuse for a decent piss up.

:heart::dog::dog::heart:

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Rude.

Only if adults can attend as well. Otherwise why should the kids get all the best stuff?

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“If anyone here knows of any reason why these two should not married…”

“woof!” :dog:

:scream::scream::scream::scream:

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Is this before, during or after a bowel shaking earthquake?

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How many best men / bridesmaids are acceptable for a wedding?

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • You’re taking the piss now

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As many as you’d like!

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I wanted more than 5 because I have 3 sisters (inc my bro’s wife) and I had 5 friends in mind to be Bridesmaids but one of my ATD’s said it didn’t feel special if I had so many and also it would have cost £££££££

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One of my ATDs and his wife had no best people but an open floor policy on speeches and just passed a cordless microphone around the room to anyone with stuff to say.

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I think that’s a great idea! I can imagine peoplw would keep it short and sweet too cos off the cuff.
I find it really weird that people are still getting married with no women speaking so I did a speech at my wedding.