#361

If they were close enough that it isn’t weird to ask and the person is in the wedding party, and dyes their hair a lot so isn’t too unused to the idea of a temporary colour, then its okay i guess, like dyeing your hair or taking out piercings for an interview, but she would still have been a dick for getting mad over it if the person said no. But the girls natural hair colour??? So gross of her

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#362

Mr and Mrs Colon The Caterpillar?

#363

Matt and Kate. Doing the ceremony aren’t i

#364

Yeah but this is to date! Otherwise I could chuck more weddings and stuff in to mine that I have coming up (at least this year)

#365

Sorry but it’s pretty likely that you’ll be in attendance at your own funeral. Best hope is to die summitting Everest or during a catastrophic space walk.

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#366

Also just realised I forgot 3 family weddings :smiley:

#367

Have you been to any LP weddings? That crowd is such a letdown.

#368

Not a single one. Obviously moved in the best crowd/the real catches as none of us are married :smiley:

#369

Really hate being put on a “singles table” too, presumptive twats. Just get far too drunk and inevitably you hate everyone else there and it’s just such a bad vibe.

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#370

Best wedding was probably sat opposite my ex and next to my then current girlfriend. Was the first time seeing her more than in passing since we had broken up. Wasn’t even slightly awkward.

#372

Made a cunt joke to a vicar on my table at a wedding once. Didn’t see the dog collar till it was too late. I maintain it was their fault for seating us together, this was extremely likely to happen.

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#373

We’re definitely life’s real winners :+1:

I suppose TH had a wedding but it was in Canada and he didn’t really seriously invite anyone. And it was a sham marriage anyway,

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#374

As if it’d kick off. Everyone would sit there smiling politely while internally seething and mentally drafting a scathing reply for this thread.

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#375

Anyone ever caught themselves fantasising about all their exes coming to their funeral and having a communal blub?

  • Yes
  • No, of course not you plum

0 voters

#376

Never heard it called that before

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#377

Reckon only one ex, at the very most, would come to my funeral if I popped my clogs today. At the very most.

#378

Oh yeah I remember that. Honestly his development and journey as a human being is the most interesting one/had the most changes for sure.

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#379

Fantasising isn’t the right word, but wondering/thinking about it, yes

#380

I didn’t mean like a sexy fantasy :nerd_face:

#381

My boss basically did this. Nipped the Register Office with a couple of witnesses, then went for a few beers in the pub with mates and that afterwards. Correct way to do it in my IMO.

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