If you specified no kids at the wedding then I fucking wouldn’t mate! Probably wouldn’t even RSVP! WE ARE OVER!
Weddings attended: 9 Ceilidhs Danced: sorry I don’t know what this is Best Man/Maid of Honour: 2 (gonna be 3 in July) Other Wedding Party: 1 Stag/Hen Dos: 1 (gonna be 2 in June) Weddings in Other Countries: 0 Kissed someone new you met there: is there any greater disappointment in adulthood than finding out that ‘meeting hot single men at weddings’ is an absolute myth? 0 obviously
Steady on Judge Dredd
maybe you should have thought about that before you had kids!!
i wish you could meet my cousins, with them it’s all about who can spend the most
I’ve been showing an elderly lady the wedding picture book our friend made us to try to cheer her up. Lock me up.
Yeah, you’d like that, wouldn’t you?
Save it for the honeymoon
Weddings attended: 4 Ceilidhs Danced: A few but none at a wedding Best Man/Maid of Honour: 1 (my dad) Other Wedding Party: 0 Stag/Hen Dos: 0 (amazingly circumstances have stopped me attending all of them, long may it continue) Weddings in Other Countries: 0 Kissed someone new you met there: 0
me, ttf and manches gonna be partying it up on the singles table
Never wanted to get married and my girlfriend who wanted a big wedding on the other side of the world (Where her family are) accepted this and we were pootling along nicely. Then for some reason I got stupid and proposed. The wedding ended up being so stressful to plan and run that by the end of the wedding day we weren’t friends. It took a long time to heal after but were fine now, but we put so much work and money into a day our friends and family loved and we don’t talk about. We’ve never even sorted out the wedding photos.
Weddings attended: 20+ Ceilidhs Danced:2 Best Man/Maid of Honour: 1 Other Wedding Party: 5 Stag/Hen Dos: 10+ Weddings in Other Countries: 2 Kissed someone new you met there: 0
everything is faaaazunds a paaands, xylo. FAAAAAAZUNDS. My fave cousin had a town crier to announce when the buffet was open at her wedding. faaaazunds a paaands it cost!
that particular cousin didn’t have horses, but she did have doves. as in real doves her and her husband released from a gilded cage (i am genuinely not joking)
saddest part is it’s THE most miserable marriage I’ve ever encountered as well
There’s a photo from my ex’s brother’s wedding where he and the bride are kissing, but he’s kept his eyes open, and also the cape he’s wearing is billowing quite nicely.
I hope they’ve framed it.
never heard etc
“she’s my princess though. Gotta pay up, even if it means remortgaging the 'ouse”
I have checked Facebook. They got divorced.
Waste of a really good wedding photo, that.
To be clear: not because his status is “single” or anything like that, but because it actually says “Divorced from ex-wife’s name”
Which was helpful
The “Films are shit” table with me, Ruffdawg and Dr. Eps.
