“look mate it’s fine, just put some fucking clothes on”

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someone has just commented I’m a very ‘powerful’ typer. As in apparently I hit the keys really heavily.

:frowning:

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I put on a shirt and pair of shorts before I went out to them.

However when I stood looking out the window (they’re big windows) I think that someone might’ve shouted something up to me but I was a bit distracted.

Guys I am a TERRIBLE person. I was signing a condolences card for a colleague whose father had died. Someone was talking about their holiday at the same time and instead of writing ‘my thoughts are with your family’ I wrote ‘my thoughts are with your holiday’ fml

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My rainy Wednesday has been made exponentially better by this hideous pun from a (normally very classy) local garden centre.

I share it with you in the hope it makes yours better too!

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Killing time until my next flight. Found a tattoo shop.

You could get The Hound’s face tattooed over your face.

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oh great I put on really bangin’ eye make-up (navy blue shadow, gold eyeliner, mascara) and then immediately I’d finished I started crying loads and now it’s halfway down my face.

going back to work at 1 and just got so much dread and really afraid I’m going to cry loads on the shop floor.

Aw no :frowning: I hate when that happens! You okay?

I’m sure your make up still looks bangin’, and I’m sure you can fix it no bother. Just get those cotton buds at the ready.

I think I’ll be OK, it’s just I keep dissolving into tears at random intervals over the past few days (and loudly… keep doing this bizarre heavy breathing thing at the start too???). my propensity to cry is absolutely ridiculous in general but it’s been a while since i’ve been like this. wish i could have my tear ducts removed or something :frowning:

Plan was to go for an outdoor swim (potentially in a lake) as its warm but apparently there’s storms coming so not sure, definite flat viewing later but

Aw no :slightly_frowning_face: that sounds so exhausting for you. I hate that feeling when you just need to cry but you feel like you can’t due to being in public or at work etc, it just makes it worse. It always seems to happen at the most awkward moments (the moment after you’ve managed to apply some stunning make-up… I feel for you! this always happens to me!) and once you start you can’t seem to stop. Sometimes it’s the only thing that’ll help though, if I don’t cry for a few weeks… or even days I feel like I’m going to explode! I hope you feel a little better, if you want to chat at all give me a PM!!

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Just had a fun interaction with one of our clients

C: This isn’t working even after the update
WWWO: Ah can you send it over so I can take a look
C: (crickets)

C (Manager): It seems your technical team has failed to fix the problem
WWWO::expressionless:

assistant bought me a donut :heart_eyes:

assistant TO the bought me a donut

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Sat having a coffee in some sort of disgusting epimer wet dream

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Moving is taking soooo long.

Today is my weekend.

I’ve done pretty much naff all, but I’ve emptied my inbox so I’m happy.

Naturally last night I got asked if I could work today and tomorrow. Which would be about 19 days straight.

NO THANKS.

Cyclo-cross training tonight.

YES PLEASE.

*doughnut